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ioneabee May 06, 2004, 04:50am EDT Reply - Quote - Report Abuse
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The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a flat tyre.


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Rhort May 06, 2004, 05:08am EDT Reply - Quote - Report Abuse
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The Japanese version of XP has all it’s error messages in Haikus:

“Three things are certain
Taxes, death and lost data
Guess which has occurred?”

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ray Stephens May 06, 2004, 05:19am EDT Reply - Quote - Report Abuse
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>> Re: Smart Ass Comments to make you smile ! - Add yours
tyre? Do you mean tire?

Uhh, uhh... I hate it when you ask someone an obvious question without thinking about it then they get made at you and make a smart ass comment...

i.e. Walk up to a guy using a coat hanger to get into his car and you ask... "Hey, did you lock your keys in your car?" then they say "No, I'm just hanging up my car?"

ioneabee May 06, 2004, 05:23am EDT Reply - Quote - Report Abuse
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No - the correct English spelling is "TYRE" - how you yanks have bastardised it is up to you LOL

Here's another

Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me for the path is narrow. In fact just bugger off and leave me alone.

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ray Stephens May 06, 2004, 05:42am EDT Reply - Quote - Report Abuse
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>> Re: Smart Ass Comments to make you smile ! - Add yours
http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=tyre
Oh... I guess that is like...

Color - Colour
Center - Centre
Neighbor - Neighbour

And so on...?

ioneabee May 06, 2004, 05:48am EDT Reply - Quote - Report Abuse
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Yep those are the ones - I suppose y'all changed it to make it easier, phonetically anyway

ps
do you all say it like that "y'all" or is it a county type thing ?

Here's another

The darkest hour is just before dawn. So if you're going to steal your neighbour's milk, that's the time to do it

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ray Stephens May 06, 2004, 05:56am EDT Reply - Quote - Report Abuse
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>> Re: Smart Ass Comments to make you smile ! - Add yours
y'all is right... but it is usually only said in the south (country). Most northerners don't say "y'all" much, they say "you guys".

The darkest hour is just before dawn? Wouldn't it be midnight when the sun is 180 degrees on the other side of the Earth?

ioneabee May 06, 2004, 05:59am EDT Reply - Quote - Report Abuse
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Sex is like air. It's not important unless you aren't getting any.

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Shadow_Ops_Airman1 May 06, 2004, 05:59am EDT Reply - Quote - Report Abuse
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most northerners use the word isnt while southerners use aint.

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Michael A. May 06, 2004, 08:01pm EDT Reply - Quote - Report Abuse
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A favorite bumpersticker of mine:
My car may be a piece ofs**t but you're ugly. At least I can buy another car!

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Jennifer May 06, 2004, 08:07pm EDT Reply - Quote - Report Abuse
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My favorite fortune cookie- "Better to be thought a fool, than open your mouth and confirm it."

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porkchop May 06, 2004, 08:47pm EDT Reply - Quote - Report Abuse
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what about "if it aint broke then dont fix it" or "may all your ups and downs be in bed"

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Rory Witham May 06, 2004, 09:01pm EDT Reply - Quote - Report Abuse
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LOL, i knew one of my old sigs would come up " fix it aint broken dont fix it" i took it off a while ago now

I thought i would put its one here as well some people just like say, "i thought i would format my computer becasue i have done that in a while"

or this one was quite good, " my CUP is too hot how can i cool it" ( they were on about the CPU) but i said put a spoon in and stir, they were not too happy with that responce :)

one goreat mistake where everyone joined in was
" everytime i restart my computer it restarts" - Oh boy they got some for that,


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Carter Sudeith May 06, 2004, 09:06pm EDT Reply - Quote - Report Abuse
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"What, did I hurt your feelings? I didn't know you had any feelings."

"I don't suffer from insanity... I love every minute of it!"

"The difference between a $700 computer and a $900 computer is $200."

Chris M May 06, 2004, 09:18pm EDT Reply - Quote - Report Abuse
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This is old but funny nonetheless.

Someone is singing a song.

You: Who sings that song?
Other person: <insert band name here>
You: Let's keep it that way.

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It is said that when it comes to life, those who feel see it as a tragedy. Those who think see it as a comedy.
haywire May 06, 2004, 10:45pm EDT Reply - Quote - Report Abuse
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sis on you pister,you ain't so muckin futch,you and your whole fam damily can go buck a fuffalo for all i shiv agit,:D

Work smarter,Not harder :)
Darren Krape May 06, 2004, 10:53pm EDT Reply - Quote - Report Abuse
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Before you critisize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you critisize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

Lazlo's Chinese Relativity Axiom: No matter how great your triumphs or how tragic your defeats -- approximately one billion Chinese couldn't care less.

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

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Carter Sudeith May 06, 2004, 11:05pm EDT Reply - Quote - Report Abuse
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"Why are you dressed like that?"
"That's for me to know and you to SHUT THE F*CK UP!!!"

Chris McNally May 06, 2004, 11:12pm EDT Reply - Quote - Report Abuse
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>> Re: Smart Ass Comments to make you smile ! - Add yours
The great Groucho Marx:

"I wouldn't want to join any club that would have me as a member"

and in a similar vein to Michael's post above:

(Indignant): "You're drunk!"

(You)"Yup, and you're ugly, but I'll be sober in the morning"

Ah, the old ones are the best.

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Bits 'n' Pieces May 07, 2004, 04:34am EDT Reply - Quote - Report Abuse
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>> Re: Smart Ass Comments to make you smile ! - Add yours
No God. No Peace.
Know God. Know Peace.


it was a sticker on a guys car which i saw while walking home from school :)


When a person doesn't acknowledge another's existence, the eyes which they use to look at them are frightening cold.


love those anime series :)


Don't walk behind me because I might fart.
Don't walk in front of me because I don't want to smells yours either.
Don't walk beside me because you will wall off the narrow edge.


i made it up, it's like, if i fart, you'll fall, if you fart, i'll fall, if you walk on the side, you'll fall, so don't walk with me at all :)


If someone tells you that 1 + 1 = Window and then asks you what 1 + 1 is to see if you've learnt what 1 + 1 is, your answer should be 2. They're just crazy.


i made this up also, i know, i'm crazy, why do you think i'm called the crazy one? :)


If you first don't succeed, don't try again, just ask for help.


no use wasting your time :)


What's the point messaging someone on an instant messenger who has their status on away and only hate them because they didn't reply to you?


makes enough sense i hope :)


Good is foul and foul is good.


shakespear, do you guys understand? i do :)


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