http://break.com/index/turkish-rambo.html


LMAO this is the greatest, i love how he has unlimted rockets lol

Yeah that's awesome! The Turks sure know their stuff.

Any Hulk available by chance?

Haha that's sooooo bad it's soooo f**kin good! I want that rocket launcher. I love how
it just pops off. Wow he's a hardy Rambo too! And how he busts open the balsa
to let the hostages out haha! I love s**t films!

can i get a refund on that 6 mins of my life now please?

I'm never going to Turkey, NEVER!

He's turned using an RPG into an artform!

I've been to Turkey, back in the 80s, so it may have changed by now, but it wasn't that bad a place.
I seem to recall during my in-briefing that there were 2 things you had to be aware of.
Insult laws. If a Turk thought he was being insulted, he was allowed to stab you in the buttocks with a knife. This was due to the fact that they considered the stabing to be a return of the insult. So to get around this, just be very polite, at least in the way you gave an insult. Even the worst, given in a pleasant tone of voice, would rarely, because most Turks at that point in time didn't speak English, result in a perferated ass.
Secondly, if you hired work, such as a taxi, and the driver ran over someone or something, throw some cash and run like hell! If your taxi driver ran over a chicken, you had to pay for that chicken and all of the offspring it may have had....and don't even stay around for an accident where a child was harmed.
As a foreigner never go to a Turkish brothel, as you're probably disrespecting the husband or brother of the gal you're there with.....if you're not a Turk.
Having gotten this information, I found them to be reletively nice folks, mayhap a little "behind the times", but reasonable and pleasant.

people in my school went on a trip to greece and one of the places they went too was Turkey and some kid got brought into the back room of a store and bullied into paying $300USD for a $8 t-shirt.

:/

I take that the kid bullied is not on the "Future CEO" section of the Yearbook.
Were you given the same type of entry briefing that I was?
You need to know who and what you're dealing with before you go out anywhere...even in the US.

Gerritt said:

Wha!? Is that for Real man?

Yes.
Back then at least.
Most if not all Turkish men used to carry a short "cerimonial" dagger with them that they got when they came of age. Any "poke" bellow the waist was not considered to be an attempt at life, so was just a return of an insult, and would not be punished under Turkish law. This and the other things only applied to non-turkish persons. If you insulted a Turk, and were witnessed to do so, you could face time in Turkish prison.
Now for the short periods of time that I was there, I did not see any of these things occur, but was told in official briefings that such things had in fact happened. Like I said, I found them to be quite engaging people myself. Of course, not acting like a stereotypical Ugly American, probably helped me not to see the stereotypical Ugly Turk.

Gerritt said:


heys actually one of the top of his class lol, but he's a bit fruity so that could be why. I didn't go.

Like I said, you have to know who and what you're dealing with. For instance, you should never walk into a biker bar wearing a pink shirt, or any color shirt that has french cuffs. Inversely, a biker shouldn't walk into a bar in the Castro District of SF, CA wearing leather chaps.....

Gerritt