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Bits 'n' Pieces Apr 21, 2004, 01:00am EDT Report Abuse
there was a girl and she got raped. the end. sad wasn't it. :(


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fish kake Apr 21, 2004, 10:55am EDT Report Abuse
>> Re: a sad rape story
Hee hee hee!! What a wonderful story! It has everything - emotions, relationships, action, comedy, even a little sci-fi, though its hard to spot.

Have you considered contacting a publisher? I think this hard-hitting political drama could have a real impact on the readers of today.

Hardware
AMD Athlon 1.0 GHz
NVidia TNT2 Model 64 (32MB RAM)
384MB SDRAM
80GB HDD
DVD-ROM (about 50% functional!)

Software
Most of the world's adware...
Theme Hospital
Civilization 2
And thats about it...
Carter Sudeith Apr 21, 2004, 11:13am EDT Report Abuse
>> Re: a sad rape story
I heard a rape story. No punchline here, just wanted to p**s you off.

Why did the psycho commit suicide?
To get to the other side!!!

Why did the redneck get in his car?
To move his house!

I made those two up as you can tell...

Carter Sudeith Apr 21, 2004, 11:20am EDT Report Abuse
>> Re: a sad rape story
Go back to 1985 for this one:
Why did the Chinaman go to Russia?
Less political opression!

fish kake Apr 21, 2004, 11:33am EDT Report Abuse
>> Re: a sad rape story
So this has turned into a jokes post now has it? Heard this recently, and loved it...

An Englishman, an American and a German are captured in the desert, and their captors decide to give them a fighting chance to excape, in the spirit of sport, and so they offer the captives a means of transport of their choice. First up is the Englishman, "Give me a dirtbike." So they give him his dirtbike and he goes speeding off through the enemy terrain, darting this way and that to avoid machine gun fire, but after a while a sniper takes him out, and down he goes.

Next up is the American, "Screw that, give me a God damn tank!" So the somewhat lenient captors offer him a tank, and off he goes, chugging away through the sand, safe from machine guns and snipers alike. But a short way in, the tank hits a mine, and goes up in smoke.

Finally, the German. He thinks for a while, and finally says "OK, just give me a duck, and the four suspension springs from a Corvette. The leient and now resourceful captors answer his request with puzzled looks, and watch in amazement as he straps the duck to his head, and attaches the four springs to each of his hands and feet. Then off he goes, bouncing this way and that across the desert, moving too randomly to be vulnerable to machine guns or snipers, and carefully avoiding the mines. Sure enough, he makes it across the enemy terrain into safe ground, and into his own base camp. Later asked about the escapade, he simply responds "In Germany, we call that the four spring duck technique..."

Hardware
AMD Athlon 1.0 GHz
NVidia TNT2 Model 64 (32MB RAM)
384MB SDRAM
80GB HDD
DVD-ROM (about 50% functional!)

Software
Most of the world's adware...
Theme Hospital
Civilization 2
And thats about it...
fish kake Apr 21, 2004, 11:36am EDT Report Abuse
>> Re: a sad rape story
Just in case you've never seen an Audi advert, this is supposed to be a play on "Vorsprung Durch Technik", the Audi slogan. I just thought I'd better reveal this, I know what Americans are like when it comes to the rest of the world...

And in case you're interested, it means "Progress through technology". This has been Roseanne, your guide to the world of facts.

Hardware
AMD Athlon 1.0 GHz
NVidia TNT2 Model 64 (32MB RAM)
384MB SDRAM
80GB HDD
DVD-ROM (about 50% functional!)

Software
Most of the world's adware...
Theme Hospital
Civilization 2
And thats about it...
Bits 'n' Pieces Apr 21, 2004, 04:56pm EDT Report Abuse
>> Re: a sad rape story
LOL i posted this because i was bored at that time so i just put in anything. i thought people were going to starting flaming on me for being such an idiot but i guess some people understand the story. no need for all that extra crap, facts are facts. amen :)

fish kake Apr 22, 2004, 02:48am EDT Report Abuse
>> Re: a sad rape story
The thing about HWA is that none of us have anything better to do than answer questions, and on the occasions where there are no questions we can (or can be bothered to) answer, we float around the "Off-Topic" forum, filling it and each others minds with meaningless drivel.

Keep up the good work, Mr. Freak. The world needs its pointless aspects.

Hardware
AMD Athlon 1.0 GHz
NVidia TNT2 Model 64 (32MB RAM)
384MB SDRAM
80GB HDD
DVD-ROM (about 50% functional!)

Software
Most of the world's adware...
Theme Hospital
Civilization 2
And thats about it...
Bits 'n' Pieces Apr 22, 2004, 02:50am EDT Report Abuse
>> Re: a sad rape story
LOL thats one way of putting it :)

fish kake Apr 22, 2004, 02:53am EDT Report Abuse
>> Re: a sad rape story
Why do you say not to use the search function on click-now.net?

Hardware
AMD Athlon 1.0 GHz
NVidia TNT2 Model 64 (32MB RAM)
384MB SDRAM
80GB HDD
DVD-ROM (about 50% functional!)

Software
Most of the world's adware...
Theme Hospital
Civilization 2
And thats about it...
Bits 'n' Pieces Apr 22, 2004, 02:54am EDT Report Abuse
>> Re: a sad rape story
it doesn't work, the last time i checked

Michael A. Apr 22, 2004, 07:18pm EDT Report Abuse
>> Re: a sad rape story
I really like Click-Now. I've found *all* kinds-of software there. Thanks for the link "Freak".

Michael A.
Website: http://itnode.net
Bits 'n' Pieces Apr 24, 2004, 01:34am EDT Report Abuse
>> Re: a sad rape story
Thanks for the link "Freak".

the way you said that is almost in an insulting way (thats if my name wasn't freak lol)

Bits 'n' Pieces Apr 24, 2004, 01:36am EDT Report Abuse
>> Re: a sad rape story
also, LOL, and yeh, the search in click now still doesn't work, also message to everyone, if you find a program which click now doesn't have, send them the link, help it grow bigger into one big database for lots and lots of programs! even hacks! XD



 

    
 
 

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