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Dr. Peaceful Feb 04, 2011, 11:50am EST Report Abuse


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Suspended User Feb 04, 2011, 12:14pm EST Report Abuse
>> Re: What message would you like to send to Aliens? ;)
I would ask them if they have computers capable of running Crysis on maximum settings

Dr. Peaceful Feb 04, 2011, 01:38pm EST Report Abuse
>> Re: What message would you like to send to Aliens? ;)
Ah, you geek. Do you think alien games too? ;)

My message is very simple:
"Be warned: Do Not come near Earth! We have powerful weapons. You will be destroyed. Avoid in all cost!"

You see that's reverse psychology, now they will come here for sure.

Beavis Khan Feb 04, 2011, 01:44pm EST Report Abuse
>> Re: What message would you like to send to Aliens? ;)
"We are not as stupid as our television transmissions might indicate! No, really!"

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Dr. Peaceful Feb 04, 2011, 01:48pm EST Report Abuse
>> Re: What message would you like to send to Aliens? ;)
Let's hope that they didn't receive the Playboy channel... ;)

john albrich Feb 04, 2011, 02:12pm EST Report Abuse
>> Re: What message would you like to send to Aliens? ;)
Dr. Peaceful said:
Ah, you geek. Do you think alien games too?....


Yes, they do. It's called "Invade All Planets" (tm) and they don't need any of that simulation crap. They just 'pop over' to an actual planet that's already populated with all sorts of "ugly violent creatures" (aka UVCs) and start shooting with their GRB-9000's.

Saves a LOT of money in that they don't have to pay any game developers and testers...just marketing and travel agents.


(can anyone guess what GRB stands for?)

Meats_Of_Evil Feb 04, 2011, 02:30pm EST Report Abuse
>> Re: What message would you like to send to Aliens? ;)
I would tell them to boost my knowledge to comprehend that which I cannot... math!

lol

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Dr. Peaceful Feb 04, 2011, 02:31pm EST Report Abuse
>> Re: What message would you like to send to Aliens? ;)
GReat Britain?

Wait that's GBR, LOL ;)

GRB = Gamma Ray Burst.

john albrich Feb 04, 2011, 02:38pm EST Report Abuse
>> Re: What message would you like to send to Aliens? ;)
Dr. Peaceful said:
GRB = Gamma Ray Burst.

Give the man safe-passage to an off-axis star system.

Suspended User Feb 04, 2011, 02:43pm EST Report Abuse
>> Re: What message would you like to send to Aliens? ;)
I would also let them know they left one of their own creatures behind...his name is Gary....aka Plug & Play!! LMAO

TamTheBam Feb 04, 2011, 02:48pm EST Report Abuse
>> Re: What message would you like to send to Aliens? ;)

How fast is YOUR quantum computer? And is true you can pull destinations to yourself,
rather than you having to physically travel? And what's the females like there?

....I'm back, but only as a part-timer... :)
Dublin_Gunner Feb 04, 2011, 03:12pm EST Report Abuse
>> Re: What message would you like to send to Aliens? ;)
Are you guys like 'Species'.


That is all.

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john albrich Feb 04, 2011, 03:37pm EST Report Abuse
>> Re: What message would you like to send to Aliens? ;)

42.

Can we keep the planet?

And, there's some extra cheese in it for you if you re-route the Vogons.

Jon Bailey Feb 04, 2011, 03:49pm EST Report Abuse
>> Re: What message would you like to send to Aliens? ;)
Let's hope that they didn't receive the Playboy channel...


that is part of their documentaries package

"The world is a temple to the self, and these days, there's alot of believers"
Dr. Peaceful Feb 05, 2011, 09:53am EST Report Abuse
>> Re: What message would you like to send to Aliens? ;)
john albrich said:
Dr. Peaceful said:
GRB = Gamma Ray Burst.

Give the man safe-passage to an off-axis star system.

LOL. ;) But I don't think you can compact that energy into a portable gun. It's a galactic event. You need a supernova to generate one GRB!

Ok, after my first message above, here is my second message to the aliens:
"If you decided to come to Earth despite our warning, please disguise yourselves as our gods / holy figures, e.g. Jesus Christ, Mother Mary, Buddha, etc. Billions of people will surrender to you without a fight."

Now I just tell them the best way to take over Earth...oops! :O

Sean Costello Feb 05, 2011, 04:31pm EST Report Abuse
>> Re: What message would you like to send to Aliens? ;)
All your base r belong to us

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